Dutch getting high on new smoking law
I hate when people repeatedly say “you know.” Like my former boss, he’d say, “You know you can’t download porn in the office.” “You know you can’t embezzle funds from the pension account.” “You know you’re going to jail.” It drove me crazy!
- What’s with octagonal stop signs? They could be hexagonal, still have a distinctive shape, and it would save two sides!
- I hate it when people confuse the letter O with the number 0. If you give out your area code as “two-oh-two,” well, don’t be surprised if someone dials 262, because on the telephone pad, 6 is the key for the letter O.
- I’m appalled that Maryland designates as its state flower the black-eyed Susan, thus tacitly condoning domestic violence.
- People are such idiots. First they make the Walk and the Don’t Walk lights both gray! Then, no matter how good you are at running, they can forget, like, five times in a row to let go of the ball they’re trying to throw. Idiots, I tell you. — Rex
- Why does Hershey’s continue to print “Open Here” on its wrappers? Please, Hershey’s, tell me exactly what I’m risking if I open the candy from the other end. It’s freakin’ chocolate, not a bomb.
- No matter how many times I tell my local grocers that a tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable, they keep putting them between the potatoes and the onions. What’s next, putting the asparagus beside the blueberries?
- I have been sending out thank-you cards for years upon receiving gifts or favours, and not once has someone been kind enough to thank me for sending what I think are very nice thank-you cards. A simple card would be nice. What are we, animals?
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